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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan)

doctorwhodowninwhoville:

#Rory having to tell his son in law to stay away from dangerous things.

hologhoul:

teenblainegel:


#im pretty sure that already exists#it’s called the tony awards

hologhoul:

teenblainegel:

(Source: durnesque-esque)

dirtysupernaturalimagines:

[Source: (1); (2)]

southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 2nd grade, there was this 5th grade boy (who was also my brother’s best friend) who I had the biggest crush on.

One day when we were at the bus stop, he threw a snowball at me. I wanted to be cute and throw one back at him, but the bus showed up before I could throw it at him.

I made the most genius decision to hide it behind my hands and throw it at him when he walked onto the bus.

I chucked a snowball at him.

Unbeknownst to me, the snowball had an enormous chunk of ice in the middle of it.

He went to the nurse and I went to the Principal’s office for the first time in my life.

I was so pitiful that my Principal let me go without any punishments.

Long story short: I CAN’T FLIRT.

biasexualpotterhead:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno


My entire life has been a lie.

biasexualpotterhead:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

My entire life has been a lie.

sharethatreally:

"MY BABIES" I scream at a group of men that are actually older than me

some-random-imagines:

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3rd gif’s source: wyatted

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

celestial-sexhair:

He was just trying to make Sammy’s favorite sandwich

you could’ve just gouged my eyes out with a spoon, it might’ve hurt less

(Source: castielstwistedgrace)